Japanese Text Humor Inspiration Sarcasm Unisex Tee 100% Cotton Fun Cool Motto Saying Wisdom

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These great unisex tee's feature a variety of sayings in Japanese, some have english translations, but not all.... those you can keep them guessing. Some are funny, some are inspirational, some are weird, some are sarcastic, all are brilliant.


So you know what your tee says, please check the translations below, you can copy the Japanese into Google Translate or DeepL Translate if you wish to double check. 🙂

  • 何も本物じやない、= Nothing Is Real
  • 気にしない = I Don't Care
  • 七転び八起き = Fall Down 7 times, Get Up 8
    (Alternative Translation: always rising after a fall or repeated failures)
  • なに = What?!
  • 真実はいつもひとつ = There Is Always One Truth
  • がんばってね = Good Luck With That 
  • キッズゴースト = Kids See Ghosts
  • おオたタくク = Otaku (omoshiroi tanoshii kuma)
    (Loose translation: a young person who is obsessed with
    computers or popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.)
  • お前はもう死んでいる = Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru (You're already dead)
  • 悲しい男の子 = Sad Boys
  • こんにちは = Konnichiwa (Hello!)
  • 諦めないで = Don't Give Up
  • 知りません。= I Don't Know


Please check the size guide below, these are a unisex fit but made on Asian sizing so will run small against US/UK/EU sizes.

Size Chest (cm) Length (cm) Chest (in) Length (in)
S 100 70 39.5 27.5
M 106 72 41.5 28.5
L 112 74 44 29
XL 118 76 46.5 30
XXL/2XL 124 78 49 30.5


The little details:

  • Material: 100% Cotton
  • Style: Casual, Everyday
  • Collar: O-Neck
  • Item Type: Tops
  • Tops Type: Tees
  • Sleeve Style: Regular
  • Hooded: No
  • Fabric Type: Broadcloth
  • Gender: Men, Women, Girls, Boys, Ladies, Male, Unisex, Female
  • Pattern Type: Letter
  • Color: Black Tee Tops
  • Design: Funny, Wisdom, Humor, Sarcasm, Japanese


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