Japanese Text Humor Unisex Tees: 100% Cotton, Funny Sayings, Cool Mottos, Impressive Sarcasm

£11.95

Pattern

Nothing Is Real I Don't Care Fall 7 Times, Stand Up 8 There is always one truth Good Luck With That Otaku Omae Wa Konnichiwa Don't Give Up I Don't Know Kids See Ghosts What?! Sad Boys

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
£11.95

Pattern

Nothing Is Real I Don't Care Fall 7 Times, Stand Up 8 There is always one truth Good Luck With That Otaku Omae Wa Konnichiwa Don't Give Up I Don't Know Kids See Ghosts What?! Sad Boys

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Ships from our: China Warehouse.

The item will be delivered between 12 and 20. View our shipping info page for more information.

Delivery to most countries

Product description

These great unisex tee's feature a variety of sayings in Japanese, some have English translations, but not all.... those you can keep them guessing. Some are funny, some are inspirational, some are weird, some are sarcastic, all are brilliant.

So you know what your tee says, please check the translations below, you can copy the Japanese into Google Translate or DeepL Translate if you wish to double check. 🙂

  • 何も本物じやない、= Nothing Is Real
  • 気にしない = I Don't Care
  • 七転び八起き = Fall Down 7 times, Get Up 8
    (Alternative Translation: always rising after a fall or repeated failures)
  • なに = What?!
  • 真実はいつもひとつ = There Is Always One Truth
  • がんばってね = Good Luck With That 
  • キッズゴースト = Kids See Ghosts
  • おオたタくク = Otaku (omoshiroi tanoshii kuma)
    (Loose translation: a young person who is obsessed with
    computers or popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.)
  • お前はもう死んでいる = Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru (You're already dead)
  • 悲しい男の子 = Sad Boys
  • こんにちは = Konnichiwa (Hello!)
  • 諦めないで = Don't Give Up
  • 知りません。= I Don't Know

Peruse our size chart, these garments are unisex so follow the measurements, not the tag.

Size Chest Shoulder
Size
S
Chest
96cm37.8in
Shoulder
43cm16.9in
Size
M
Chest
104cm40.9in
Shoulder
45cm17.7in
Size
L
Chest
112cm44.1in
Shoulder
47cm18.5in
Size
XL
Chest
120cm47.2in
Shoulder
49cm19.3in
Size
2XL
Chest
128cm50.4in
Shoulder
52cm20.5in
Size
3XL
Chest
136cm53.5in
Shoulder
55cm21.7in
Size
4XL
Chest
144cm56.7in
Shoulder
58cm22.8in
Size
5XL
Chest
152cm59.8in
Shoulder
61cm24.0in
Size
6XL
Chest
160cm63.0in
Shoulder
64cm25.2in

The little details:

  • Material: 100% Cotton
  • Style: Casual, Everyday
  • Collar: O-Neck
  • Item Type: Tops
  • Tops Type: Tees
  • Sleeve Style: Regular
  • Hooded: No
  • Fabric Type: Broadcloth
  • Gender: Men, Women, Girls, Boys, Ladies, Male, Unisex, Female
  • Pattern Type: Letter
  • Color: Black Tee Tops
  • Design: Funny, Wisdom, Humor, Sarcasm, Japanese
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